I have always kind of loved Programming. Mostly cause I am very good at it. I don’t have any particular reason for me being good at it, but I just get it. That’s why I was thrilled when at College we got to program the Intel 8085 Microprocessor.
Anyways, enough about me. Here are the top 10 Programming jokes of the week that were really witty and Funny. Hope you Enjoy them.

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray.
– Sam Redwine
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Sorry for breaking this romantic moment, but CSS is always optional.

Selfie at its finest: a narcissistic printer

A nature born programmer has the instinct of fixing bugs. Why and how are not the valid questions to him.

LOL

I guess he has never rebooted his computer

I’ll be Track!

Cut Paste IRL

Ignorance is one of qualities of being a good programmer.

Manas Sharma

PhD researcher at Friedrich-Schiller University Jena, Germany. I'm a physicist specializing in computational material science. I write efficient codes for simulating light-matter interactions at atomic scales. I like to develop Physics, DFT and Machine Learning related apps and softwares from time to time. Can code in most of the popular languages. Like to share my knowledge in Physics and applications using this Blog and a YouTube channel.