Alia Bhat Jokes Reloaded



After Alia Bhatt’s famous reply to a Question on ” Koffee with Karan “, as to who is the President of India to wich she replied PRITHVIRAJ CHAUHAN.

Here are a few more replies from ALIA

Karan : Which Food do U Love the most ?
Alia : Desi

Karan : Which is it ?
Alia : Pasta

Who is the coach of Indian Women’s Hockey Team ?
Alia : Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan

Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest ?
A. A peanut B. An Elephant C. The Moon D. A Kettle

Alia : It’s B. An Elephant

Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld !!!

Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !

Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !

Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK…
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???


When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.

Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ? Police : Lathi Charge Karne Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao ! ! !

Alia calls Air India and asks, ” How long will it take to travel from Mumbai to Delhi ? “

Agent replies : “Just a Minute Ma’am ” Alia says, ” Thank U ” and Hangs up.

Do you see Formula 1 ??? Alia : No, I Hate Maths.
Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ??? Alia : Abki Baar ! ! !

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